let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Sober January is a disaster.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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