scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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