Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
