you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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