absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
false alarm. still invincible.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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