Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
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White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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