Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
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Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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