i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit