She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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