During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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