whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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