Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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