did you get engaged???
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I'm getting married
To pizza
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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