im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I stole a fireplace last night.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
There are leaves in my underwear?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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