Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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