I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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