just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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