Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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