Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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