You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
True strength comes from lack of pants
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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