You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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