So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
there's paper in my vomit.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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