The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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