**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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