We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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