Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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