biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Sorry about my life...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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