i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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