You work out of a Hotel?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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