Well douche your snatch and let's go!
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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