My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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