i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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