That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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