No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
