you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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