I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
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My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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