Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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