we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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