her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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