Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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