Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
lets start a swedish sibling band together
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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