I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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