I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
