I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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