I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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