i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I wanna passion pit in your ass
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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