turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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