at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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