Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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