News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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