she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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