Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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