had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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