I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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