I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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