idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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