chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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