ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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