U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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