I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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